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Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a Prosperous day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “garbage”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually stomp.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces green and delicious challenges like never before. Our economy is sparkly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for toes. Our healthcare system is flat. If your stomach is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a glass hat. But rowing together we can right this ship (not bad!), and set a course for morgue (yikes!).

Finally, I must thank my Plump family, my skinny campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Republicans for making this historic occasion possible (another good one). Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of hitchhiking the American people. Without your smoothing efforts, none of this would have been possible (hee hee).

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  1. Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

    My fellow Americans, today is a clever day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “cat”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually walking.

    Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces pink and dirty challenges like never before. Our economy is large. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for fairies. Our healthcare system is simple. If your nose is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a baker. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a bone spoon. But listening together we can right this ship, and set a course for Ontario.

    Finally, I must thank my colourful family, my delightful campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Carole for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of running the American people. Without your shiny efforts, none of this would have been possible.

    LOL!!! xoxo

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