1. Why the heck did you come back this week to do this meme?
Because it’s fun and I like to see how other bloggers answer the questions.

2. Ever whiten your teeth?
I tried the brush-on stuff at home, but it irritated my gums too much. Now that the toothpaste comes with some whitening agents, I just use that.

3. Do you drive the speed limit?
I try, but maybe sometimes I drive over it without realizing it.

4. Did the dog eat your homework?
Gee-don’t think so. Maybe walked on it with muddy paws?

5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon?
Is that with or without the rind? Please slice mine.

6. Did you eat paint chips as a child?
Not that I was told. Hope not.

7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it?
Probably not unless they were persistent about it and I’d probably talk to them through the window.

8. “Amazingly Smooth” makes you think of what? I saw the word smooth and thought of a smoothie. It’s almost smoothie time!

9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you? (not counting this meme’s questions)
LOL-hmmm…it was the hubs-I was doing an altered tin and asked where I got the tin which was clearly an Altoid’s tin-one is always on the computer desk. I guess I did such a good job on it he couldn’t tell what it was!

10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100? That wouldn’t be a problem.

11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made?
It’s 100% polyester and made in Burma.

12. What is the strangest name you’ve ever heard someone name their child (or a person you met… however you want to answer it)?
First it was the Frank Zappa kids like Moon Unit and Dweezil. And then Bob Geldof was Fefe and Peaches. The latest one that is odd is Ashley Simpson’s son-Bronx Mogli. If she would drop the ‘x’ it would sound nicer with her married name.

13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard? Quality baby!
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My mom’s eye is better today.